Just Can't Help Myself
I just saw this headline on Yahoo!Pope's Body Moved
Just that--no exclamation point or anything. Those AP guys are cool as cucumbers. If it were me, it would have read (ala The Onion
): Holy Fucking Shit! The Pope's Body Moved!!!!
Has it been three days yet?I can't decide which is more pathetic--me Googling "Chick Magnate" to see if I'm the most clever guy in the universe; finding that the vast majority of appearances of the phrase appear to have been put out there by total illiterates who obviously meant "chick magnet"; or finding that people actually use the term "chick magnet/nate" in seriousness.
I suppose it's all pretty terrifying.
Straight to hell, boy
From Yahoo: Pope in Grave Condition
That one will be shortened to just Pope in Grave
pretty soon, I think.
This just in: Poultry Magnate Frank Perdue Dies at 84
I prefer to refer to him as a "Chick Magnate."