The Din of Inequity

The Din of Inequity

...yes, I spelled it that way on purpose.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

That dude wasn't peppered, he was larded!



Look up larding here.

It's OK. I'll wait.

From Yahoo!:

“The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had 'a minor heart attack' Tuesday morning, hospital officials said.”

--lodged in his heart !?!?

Yep, merely a flesh wound, much like a heart attack caused by being shot is “minor.”.

That dude was not peppered, and he wasn’t any 30 yards away, either. As I understand it, bird shot doesn’t even go all the way through a bird at 30 yards, and we’re supposed to believe it penetrated this guy’s hunting clothes and body and got lodged in his heart at that distance?

Cheney shot the shit out of that motherfucker, and at pretty close range. No wonder they wanted to keep it quiet. What you wanna bet the whole thing went down TOTALLY differently from how they’re saying? I’d say we’re lucky to even know it was Cheney who did the shooting based on what’s coming out.


|| Bikeboy 3:00 PM ||
Comments:
Kevin Costner will try to say Tommy Lee Jones ordered it and Gary Oldman was just a patsy. Can I still blame Ashcroft?
 
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